Johnny’s Humorous Take On Chemistry Class.
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher, puzzled, asks, …
Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?” Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”! The teacher, puzzled, asks, …
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a …
An old lady is turning 100 She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the …
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. …
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed …
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer …
An elderly man goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets bad news. “You’ve got a rare disease …
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine, he went to the …
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why …
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife …